DOC's inventions

[Dave]

Trust a Muslim terrorist to take a good, true, and honest DOC SAVAGE
invention like exploding underpants and turn it into somethingrotten
and evil.

Dave

[mikey]

Thongs for the brief topic. You are a loin-ed man, Dave, and not a
pantie waist. I cotton to your views. This is a groin problem. We need
a boxer rebellion on our own soil to pull down these crotchety camel
jockeys. We would win Hanes down.