Post by DaveReasons DOC SAVAGE is a REAL doctor
1. Rich.
2. Just try and get an appointment.
3. Doesn't listen.
4. Doesn't respond when asked direct questions (just the trilling
noise thingy).
5. Maintains expensive office and waiting room.
6. Drives a great car.
7. Won't give you a referral.
8. Runs lots and lots of tests.
9. Always has a new drug to try out.
10. Often out of the office, and no, we don't know when he'll be
back.
11. Knows better than anyone else.