The DOC SAVAGE/"The Waltons" Crossover

[Dave]

My wife is now stuck in the 1930's with boxed-sets of "The Waltons".
I find John-Boy even more insufferable now than I did in the 1970s,
the playing fast and loose with actual history irritating, and the
gaffes too much to take (a little southern hamlet with dirt streets
and concrete sidewalks?).

I keep thinking, what could improve this, and the answer is obvious --
dirigibles and autogyros! If only John-Boy yearned to write for
ASTOUNDING. Or an evil mastermind dug his undergorund lair under
Walton's Mountain... Think of the crossover potential...

"Good night , DOC."

"Good night, John Boy."

Good night, DOC."

Good night, Ham."

Good night, Mary Ellen."

"Good night, Monk."

"Mary Ellen, did you know Monk has a wife and 13 half-witted children
back in New York City?"

"Why you two-bit shyster, I'll..."

SOUND EFFECTS: YELLING< RUNNING FEET< FURNITURE BREAKING< ETC>

dave

[Anim8rFSK]

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My wife is now stuck in the 1930's with boxed-sets of "The Waltons".
I find John-Boy even more insufferable now than I did in the 1970s,
the playing fast and loose with actual history irritating, and the
gaffes too much to take (a little southern hamlet with dirt streets
and concrete sidewalks?).
I keep thinking, what could improve this, and the answer is obvious --
dirigibles and autogyros! If only John-Boy yearned to write for
ASTOUNDING. Or an evil mastermind dug his undergorund lair under
Walton's Mountain... Think of the crossover potential...
"Good night , DOC."
"Good night, John Boy."
Good night, DOC."
Good night, Ham."
Good night, Mary Ellen."
"Good night, Monk."
"Mary Ellen, did you know Monk has a wife and 13 half-witted children
back in New York City?"
"Why you two-bit shyster, I'll..."
SOUND EFFECTS: YELLING< RUNNING FEET< FURNITURE BREAKING< ETC>
dave

When Ma Walton leaves the series and they write her out as headed over
to the TB sanitorium in Phoenix, we know where she's REALLY headed,
where Doc'll perform a special kinda accupuncture brain surgery to
eliminated her criminal tendencies.